Thursday, 21 July 2011
Wednesday, 20 July 2011
Wanna Tap This?
There are days that drag on and days that fly by and then there are shitty days and good days and days in between the two.
I'm not quite sure where today slots in to that first sentence of mine.
It started with sleeping in (which to me is the start of a good day, if I'm being honest here), it was followed by baiting an ignoramus arseholium on twitter, which really I shouldn't have, but sometimes it's too much fun.
Then I had to go to work. But I got a free coffee, so I'm thinking so far so good. Even better? I got to have cake.
My shift was a non-busy shift (which surprised me somewhat) and despite it being really quiet and not eventful, it went by really quickly.
Then it got interesting.
Ever had a random stranger declare their love for you? No?
What about ask you to leave your husband and divorce him for them? No?
That happened to me. Today. It was bizarre.
He was just a regular guy. He came up to and asked me for directions and I gave them. Then? He told me I was beautiful.
Personally? I wouldn't say I'm beautiful. I clean up well and I'm not a hideous bag, but I'm not beautiful.
So he carries on with his flattery, declares his love and asks me to divorce my sband. I reply that I don't think my husband would the too kindly to that and then this guys tells me he's a millionaire. (as if) he then asks me if he can have a hug and gives me one and 2 kisse on the cheek. Tells me I'm beautiful again and kisses my hand.
As he leaves he tells me that he'd "like to tap that", an this guys not exactly a spring chicken. I'm thinking he watches too much MYV... I mean, who says THAT anymore?
Then he leaves and I think "phew thank god that is over"
Except? He comes back and shouts across the concourse "yoohoo sexy!" and waves and blows me a kiss.
If I knew any better I'd say he liked me....
On my way home and I'm so glad I have the next 7 days off.
I guess I can't ever say my job is boring and mundane. Not with stuff like that happening.
I'm not quite sure where today slots in to that first sentence of mine.
It started with sleeping in (which to me is the start of a good day, if I'm being honest here), it was followed by baiting an ignoramus arseholium on twitter, which really I shouldn't have, but sometimes it's too much fun.
Then I had to go to work. But I got a free coffee, so I'm thinking so far so good. Even better? I got to have cake.
My shift was a non-busy shift (which surprised me somewhat) and despite it being really quiet and not eventful, it went by really quickly.
Then it got interesting.
Ever had a random stranger declare their love for you? No?
What about ask you to leave your husband and divorce him for them? No?
That happened to me. Today. It was bizarre.
He was just a regular guy. He came up to and asked me for directions and I gave them. Then? He told me I was beautiful.
Personally? I wouldn't say I'm beautiful. I clean up well and I'm not a hideous bag, but I'm not beautiful.
So he carries on with his flattery, declares his love and asks me to divorce my sband. I reply that I don't think my husband would the too kindly to that and then this guys tells me he's a millionaire. (as if) he then asks me if he can have a hug and gives me one and 2 kisse on the cheek. Tells me I'm beautiful again and kisses my hand.
As he leaves he tells me that he'd "like to tap that", an this guys not exactly a spring chicken. I'm thinking he watches too much MYV... I mean, who says THAT anymore?
Then he leaves and I think "phew thank god that is over"
Except? He comes back and shouts across the concourse "yoohoo sexy!" and waves and blows me a kiss.
If I knew any better I'd say he liked me....
On my way home and I'm so glad I have the next 7 days off.
I guess I can't ever say my job is boring and mundane. Not with stuff like that happening.
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