Last week I witnessed a little old lady fall at Waterloo East, I stopped to help her, called an ambulance etc. Turns out she was 73, drunk and wearing no pants (trousers), and when we asked her where they were she said "she didn't know". I also managed to see 73 year old boobs. Not the highlight of my week to be honest!
I did some training last week, and I've started working proper shifts, which included working Good Friday, Easter Sunday AND Easter Monday! I didn't mind, meant I didn't have to use up any of my annual leave!
Saturday my cousin got married, cue familial "episodes". She married a guy who's sister seemed ok at first and then became a little more "nuts" with each passing hour. It is quite possible that she has a mental illness, but it's doubtful (I think). She seems to be the "crazy" that you get with hateful jealous rage filled people.
It's scary and comical all at once, a bit like this picture!
She did say on her facebook page, and I quote....
Crazy Bat Shit Lady
"And if any thing go wrong with my record you will really see how fucking cold I can get watch!!! Fucking dare me !!!! O I will kill I fucking swear I will!!!!! Iday in lock down that all I want to hear a matter of fact even a call from them and unna ga know what time a day it is motherfuckers
!!!! And you in england don't fuck with me )ya hear ... cause the queen is in the rossire that's freemason don't fuck around you'll got first they run this hold world !!!look it up stupid fuckers go learn sumting new!!!"
!!!! And you in england don't fuck with me )ya hear ... cause the queen is in the rossire that's freemason don't fuck around you'll got first they run this hold world !!!look it up stupid fuckers go learn sumting new!!!"
So in real terms I should be scared, cause any day now the Queen is going to arrange a hit on me via her Free Mason buddies. This makes me chuckle, actually, laugh a LOT. As if.
Said Crazy Lady then proceeded to put other various threats on her facebook page, and the procceded to upload photos of herself having *what seems to be* sex with some guy. Classy.
So all in all, I've had a great week, full of laughter and funny experiences!
I shall leave you with this.....
RAWR!
2 comments:
Wow, she uses words like a modernist uses paint. She just throws them at the page and hopes something that makes sense will stick.
It's the "go learn sumting new" that really tops it off. You do grammar and spelling and I'll look into this Freemason business, deal? Good.
Anyway, you didn't say anything to the contrary so I'll assume you're enjoying your job, which is good. I was on your line on Sunday, despite peoples fascination with the underneath of trains my ride was fine so well done. *thumbs up*
Oh yeah, the guy in the tunnel! Not entirely sure what happened, how he ended up in their to be honest.... That was a fun morning!!
Really am enjoying the job.
I already commented on her facebook page something along the lines of "learn to spell and use correct grammar your dumbass!" hee hee hee
let me k ow what you find out about the queen and the Free Masons and whether I should be worries that she'll scream "off with head!" or not!! Ha ha ha ha!
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